Friday night randomness

We need to build a nitrous equipped bus.
"Dan Moody, putting the cum into Cumbria since 1886."

sunday morning question

Can you tell us of any flat foods we can laminate?

Certified Independent Idiot

Tshirt coming soon.

Friday night question

Given a time machine, which five people from history- and at which time in their lives- would you like to "meet". We've already bagsy'd Bridget Bardot, Barbarella era Jane Fonda and Audrey Hepburn, but we're willing to share.

Scally Hunting

After much consideration, we have decided that this is our new vocation. Don't worry, we shall kill them (relatively) humanely.

If only simple was like that easy

Phrase of the evening so far, courtesy of Alex, strongbow and 'cake or death'.

Thought of the day

Can anyone help me, I want to fit a romulan cloaking device to a crocodile. Any ideas how?

Ultimate DIY super weapons: No.231

A space-worthy shuttle powered, armour plated steam roller with retractable wings.